Minor Accident -

[Jaybee]

and a costly lesson for a cheating husband....
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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
About the small accident I had with the Ute when I turned into the
driveway. Fortunately, not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from K-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but the Ute fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold
you in my arms again.

Your loving wife,
XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called