Everyone Get Involved!!!!Yo Mama/Daddy/Boss So.........!!!

[rodo]

Here are a few to start things off!!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.

Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking

Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving

Ok this is a start can we have some replys??
rodo

[blade_runner]

Yo moma's so big, you'd mistaken her tampon for a pillow.

Yo moma's tooth space is so big, you could kick a field goal through it.

Yo moma's holes so stinky, crabs just don't wanna live there.

Yo moma's so big, her fart was used on a NASA rocket launch.

[rodo]

Very good bladerunner. Can we get more involvement??
rodo

[rodo]

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

Yo mama's so bald that when you rub her head you can see into the future

Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!


Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

You so ugly Yo mama had to feed you with a slingshot.

Yo mama is so dumb, it took her an hour to cook minute rice.

[muppie]

Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *** on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.

Yo mama's so fat, her *** looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!

Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the **** off."

[muppie]

Yo momma's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.


Yo momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma’s so stupid her brain cells die ALONE!

[muppie]

Yo Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo momma’s so stupid, she makes blondes look smart.

Yo momma’s so stupid I told her I was going to get her Tommy HILLfigure and she told me she already tried to lose weight.


Yo momma’s so stupid her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

Yo momma’s so stupid she invented a wheelchair with pedals.

[muppie]

Yo momma's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma’s so stupid she called the cocaine hotline to order some.

Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911?"


Yo momma’s so stupid, she put her watch in the bank to save time.

Yo momma’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill

[blade_runner]

* Yo mama is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

* Yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and still peed in her pants!

* Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.